There are so many ways to describe the crowd at the Bret Michaels concert, and all of them start with "you might be a redneck if."
Of course, this noun can be swapped out for any of its synonyms, including but not limited to: Grizzly Rose regular, "Rock of Love" contestant reject, non-ironic mullet-sporter, Peopleofwalmart.com star and candidate for "What Not to Wear."
Now, I'm not excluding myself from this scene. I recently cut my hair into a concoction that looks like if Joan Jett's hair invited David Bowie's wig in "Labyrinth" out for a drunken night at the strip club. And I'll be gosh darned to heck if I don't want nothing but a good time. Which is exactly what I got at this brief concert -- yes, double-negative and all.
This experience also taught me how tragically many folks out there need a few style tips.
Like for reals.
Read more here: http://www.dailycamera.com/ci_18074374
Of course, this noun can be swapped out for any of its synonyms, including but not limited to: Grizzly Rose regular, "Rock of Love" contestant reject, non-ironic mullet-sporter, Peopleofwalmart.com star and candidate for "What Not to Wear."
Now, I'm not excluding myself from this scene. I recently cut my hair into a concoction that looks like if Joan Jett's hair invited David Bowie's wig in "Labyrinth" out for a drunken night at the strip club. And I'll be gosh darned to heck if I don't want nothing but a good time. Which is exactly what I got at this brief concert -- yes, double-negative and all.
This experience also taught me how tragically many folks out there need a few style tips.
Like for reals.
Read more here: http://www.dailycamera.com/ci_18074374
Photo of Bret Michaels? by Flickr user camknows.
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